Urban Dictionary: Definitions by devilboy

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

love to by devilboy July 28, 2008

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

spooner by devilboy December 28, 2005

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

topped by devilboy December 3, 2004

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

sex on legs by devilboy December 3, 2004

stonking by devilboy December 3, 2004

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out

glooping by devilboy December 2, 2004

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board