devilboy's definitions

scrotumpole

A derogatory term for the "corporate ladder".

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.

by DevilBoy March 11, 2003

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

love to

sarcastic remark or a get out clause
someone u secretly hate starts talking to u but
u want to avoid them

simon your so cool do u think we could be hang out?
i'd love to but i cant... maybe in the next lifetime

by devilboy July 28, 2008

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 3, 2004

glooping

when someone is staring/concentrating very hard, staring into space looking doped

what are you glooping at?!
stop glooping at me your freaking me out

by devilboy December 2, 2004

sex on legs

a compliment to someone who is very attractive, often shouted out

whoa! sex on legs!
did u see that babe?...yeah she was sex on legs!

by devilboy December 3, 2004