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stock broker 

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine
buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

Stony Broke 

lacks adequate funds (seems to be a Brit or Aus term). Same as Stone Broke in the US.
Googled most frequently in other online dictionaries, but typical usage could be, "Ppl who are stony broke rarely get the chance to post 'stony broke' on the net." :-)
Stony Broke by tw August 25, 2004

Storkbroker 

1. a Marketplace for baby & kid items
2. a Community of informed parents
3. plural for one who deals in the fun biz of buying & selling baby & kid items.
Whenever my kids outgrow an item of clothing, I sell it on Storkbrokers.com.
Storkbroker by MI-5 July 13, 2011

stockbrokeresque 

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.
He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.
stockbrokeresque by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroker 

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.
Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.
stockbroker by bigtones December 11, 2004

Stone cold broke 

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.
Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

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