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Stonk Broker

“After years of trading cryptocurrencies and navigating decentralized markets on the blockchain, he became known as a Stonk Broker.”
Stonk Broker by Nana a w hufb August 7, 2026
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stock broker 

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine
buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

Stony Broke 

lacks adequate funds (seems to be a Brit or Aus term). Same as Stone Broke in the US.
Googled most frequently in other online dictionaries, but typical usage could be, "Ppl who are stony broke rarely get the chance to post 'stony broke' on the net." :-)
Stony Broke by tw August 25, 2004

Storkbroker 

1. a Marketplace for baby & kid items
2. a Community of informed parents
3. plural for one who deals in the fun biz of buying & selling baby & kid items.
Whenever my kids outgrow an item of clothing, I sell it on Storkbrokers.com.
Storkbroker by MI-5 July 13, 2011

stockbrokeresque 

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.
He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.
stockbrokeresque by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroker 

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.
Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.
stockbroker by bigtones December 11, 2004

Stone cold broke 

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.
Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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