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stonified 

A voice with stoner-like qualities, such as the characteristic shakiness in the voice, and also slightly high pitched.
"Friend, Kyle's voice is totally stonified, he must be blazed."
stonified by George Foster 3rd September 7, 2006
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Stonified 

Any person, place, thing or thought that has any amount of stoner-like characteristics.
1- Aye, what's up girl I see you wit dem pot leaf earrings. Let's roll a hog-leg and get stonified.

2- Fuck buh, did you see lil cuh had dem pot leaf Huf socks on wit dem retro 7s? Ma-Fuckas legs was straight stonified.
Stonified by charlzard January 11, 2016

Stonkifier 

What Meme Man uses to make Stonks
Captions: "When you get a promotion at a job and you get so good at it you don't even have to try to get money"
Image: Stonkifier
Stonkifier by Temprista May 6, 2020

Spotified 

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.
Spotified by newmusicbass July 10, 2019

Stapified 

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.
That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.
Stapified by jabrelong June 30, 2009

stupified 

confused and stupid at the same time
I feel helpless and stupified.
stupified by "B" February 15, 2006

Stokafied 

To be completely stoked and utterly excited about a person, place, thing, or event.
Next weekend I'm going to the Aerosmith concert in Dallas, TX. After 26 long years of waiting, I am totally stokafied to see my favorite band ever live in concert!! It's going to be epic!!
Stokafied by RavinRachelB1985 January 15, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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