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Stonager 

Your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.
Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.

Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?

Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!

Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!
Stonager by YumYum69 March 11, 2009
A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
stoneager by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

stonager 

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
stonager by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Stoneage PJ 

Stoneage PJ gets up from the toilet and scratch you know what
Stoneage PJ by Apse June 25, 2022
(Noun) synonym for marijuana. Especially in the context of smoking it.

Pronounced similar to acreage or adage.
Instead of facing the world, I took a nap and now I'm smoking a fat pipe's worth of stoneage.
Stoneage by Masino's Lips December 12, 2024
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