Security guard 1: We got a stonager going into spencers.
Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?
Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!
Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!
Security guard 2: Shouldnt he be in school right now?
Security Guard 1: The little punk is skipping again... last week I caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at Best Buy. I also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!
Security guard 2: Gasp! Call for back up!!!
Lets trespass this punk!
by YumYum69 October 29, 2008
A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Apr 21 trending
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