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A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
stoneager by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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A extremely beautiful and lovable girl's nickname who is very talented and intellegent. She is very musical and she plays the piano,and has a great singing voice, but Stoeger sometimes lacks self-confidence and doesn't believe that she can achieve what she wants to, she can. Stoeger is a brilliant listener and gives great advice for any problems! But sometimes she needs someone to listen to her and give her advice. She is god's gift to the earth. She is so kind, beautiful, smart, loving, comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. she is very funny sometimes and can make you laugh even on your saddest day.She has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart.
Stoeger is a beautiful and lovable girl with a great personality and heart.
Stoeger by naomiabiah March 10, 2019

Stoneover 

The morning after smoking weed, kinda like a hangover when youve been drinking.

Unlike a hangover, you dont feel sick or unwell. Effects of a stoneover is genrally not being able to think straight or feeling generally a little fuzzy round the edges.

Like a hangover you wont always get one, just luck of the draw.
Q. you feelin ok today, you dont seem with it.
A. Im ok, just got a stoneover.

Stoneover by stoneover August 8, 2007

stonaker 

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.
We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.
stonaker by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

Stonegrill 

People of the indie persuasion who walk around in skinny jeans, repping thick moustaches and massive glasses, eating a variety of organic foods, hanging outside coffee shops, riding on their fixies and generally being altern in every day activities. They also only listen to bands that are indie and will quickly move on if too many people like the same band.
Look! A stonegrill! - As you see a stonegrill approaching

Stonegrillliiin' - When you see a stonegrill being a typical stonegrill

Did you see that stonegrill?
Stonegrill by stonegrillplayahater October 16, 2010

stoneder 

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.
"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."
stoneder by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004

Stoneversation 

A philosophical conversation between fellow Stoners that involve society's most controversial subjects. Usually produces a very efficient solution that no party can recall.
Mr. President, Erich and I had a "Stoneversation" about World Peace and we have a solution

What is it?

.......we forgot.........are you gonna eat that..sir?
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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