Stone Ass

Something or someone that is inhumanely unattractive

Damn, that man is Stone Ass ugly

Stone Ass by MoosieJuice March 6, 2020

Rig stone ass

A very flat ass that is hard as stone

“shorty got that rig stone ass”

Rig stone ass by Cunt father March 3, 2022

ass stone 

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

ass stone by blossombaby December 23, 2013

stoner ass 

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

stoner ass by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. 

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)

Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin. by ☹️ August 30, 2017

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

You make my ass want to carve stove wood by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

Stoner's Assist 

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

Stoner's Assist by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012