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"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
by blossombaby March 24, 2012
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Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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Word: P. A. M... that's an acronym for bad karma resulting from cheating, and getting divorced to wake up one day realizing a barfly, skank hoe (now third wife on fifth + husband) is a bigger bitch (with more bullshit) than the ex. And that said whore-turned-wife is a money-grubbiing narcissistic sociopath that barks orders while glued to a cell phone.. And that the ex got virtually everything with lifetime payola for Tinder-fished, hillbilly Word: P. A. M... that's karma.
"Karma has a name, Word: P. A. M... ," he said when seeing..yikes. fucked-sIx-ways-to Sunday by ditchin' family marrying hoe, retread, bottom-feeder Word: P. A. M...

Word: P. A. M is defined as another name for retribution caused by bad choices that hurt others.
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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a ripe crotch in need of a good scrub
Why won't Jimmy wash his stanky assed cratch?
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.
I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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Granny let out a gasser that done chocked us all up.
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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PPPP stands for: Piss Poor Planning & Performance.

That means a person is reckless, haphazard, negligent and ignorant on purpose because he does stupid shit that causes major problems due to not thinking things through, learning from mistakes or even giving a flying fuck.
"Everything my ex did showed his style of PPP&P., I said mentioning how my ex got drunk, was violent and got thrown in jail...again. And, how he guesstimated shit wasting money and time ( 5 back-to-back trips to the hardware store) just to end up racing to the Emergency because he didn't think about how winging-it on a repair would end with him slicing off a chunk of his hand )(gushing blood) while he was home alone with his newborn. And, that he would end up leaving blood-spattered everywhere with no indication of what happened . And, that driving while gushing blood would result in him walking into the emergency room, lugging his baby, then passing out in the lobby before giving his name and information. Wtf?
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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