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colostomy 

Ostomy is a surgical procedure used to create an opening for urine and feces to be released from the body. Colostomy refers to a surgical procedure where a portion of the large intestine is brought through the abdominal wall to carry stool out of the body.
After getting shived in prison, Charles had to have a colostomy to rest and heal his injured colon. Little did he know he'd be getting raped in the side by phily side car aficionados.
colostomy by uptodate June 16, 2008
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Colostomy 

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.
Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.
Colostomy by Achafai June 21, 2019

colostomy bag 

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.
When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.
colostomy bag by blake November 19, 2003

Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
Colostomy Bag Kate by John Pidcock December 22, 2008

colostomy bag 

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
colostomy bag by RachelS December 2, 2003

colostomy bag fetish 

The act of sticking your dick in the exposed intestine typically covered by the colostomy bag.
Daniel can get extra deep into Marco's colon. He has a colostomy bag fetish.

COLOSTOMY FELCHING 

Felching, but throgh a colostomy
Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.
COLOSTOMY FELCHING by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002
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