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stoatious 

to be stoatious is to be in the act of rocking out to deadly choons (tunes) while under the influence of alcohol or other substances.
i was totally stoatious at the show the other night
stoatious by crabluddite May 30, 2006
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Battle Stations! 

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!
Battle Stations! by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
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When you are not fully superstitious. If you're just a little superstitious you're merely stitious.
My friend would never walk under a ladder because he is very superstitious. I would think about it but probably not pay much attention. I'm only stitious.
stitious by AnthonyG_NYC February 4, 2010
Word of the Day on January 21, 2022
right royal pissed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager
he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him
stocious by jonno July 16, 2006
To be incredibly drunk.
She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.
Stocious by Niall February 11, 2004
a little superstitious; partly superstitious
Mom always throws salt over her shoulder when cooking, but swears she's not superstitious. She is at least stitious because i've see her do it all my life.
stitious by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

stotious 

irish term for a state of total Inebriation
"fuck sake sir, you're stotious"
stotious by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008
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