stokke

Unit of attractiveness, commonly used to measure the sexiness of a woman. Derived from the pole vaulter Allison Stokke, whose candid photo taken at an athletic meet became an internet sensation. One stokke is defined as the hotness of Allison Stokke. Prefixes (mega-, micro-, etc.) can be applied.

That girl I met at the club was so incredibly hot, she had to be at least 3 stokkes!

by GHK July 20, 2008

Sander stokke

sander stokke is a nigga sucking whore. He likes both girls and trans. He sucks penis and boobs. He lives in Norway (Vestilgveien 50)

That whore is named Sander Stokke.

by OPS RR March 7, 2022

Stokeley

He is an very goofy, kind, sweet, and handsome person. He’s an great rapper and he has Jamaican in him which makes him even more hotter, especially when he talks in his Jamaican voice. He loves all of his slimes or mucus and he will and always will represent him, his mucus’s, and XXXTENTACION (Jahseh Onfroy), his best friend and vrotha, any and everywhere he goes.

“Stokeley is just so fine”

by Gagejbd February 10, 2019

STOKED STEVE

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E

YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

by #JUSTABROTHERRR (Your Welcome) April 11, 2011

cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class

Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

by Big dick tye April 25, 2020

color me stoked

made popular by Heathers the Musical; to be excited about something, usually used in response to good news.

“Ram invited me to his party!” “Color me stoked!”

by okayamelia June 13, 2018

Stoke Tank

A meter used to measure one's most important vitals – their stoke.

My dawgs and I were scooting on some birds along the beach trail listening to yacht rock when I saved a turtle from choking on a plastic straw. my stoke tank was frooothing.

by HandsomeSolo November 30, 2019