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Stokeley 

He is an very goofy, kind, sweet, and handsome person. He’s an great rapper and he has Jamaican in him which makes him even more hotter, especially when he talks in his Jamaican voice. He loves all of his slimes or mucus and he will and always will represent him, his mucus’s, and XXXTENTACION (Jahseh Onfroy), his best friend and vrotha, any and everywhere he goes.
“Stokeley is just so fine”
Stokeley by Gagejbd February 10, 2019
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Stokeley 

A nigga who hasn’t showered in 80 days
STOKELEY TAKE A FUCKIN SHOWER BRA
Stokeley by Uhohonfroy March 5, 2019

stokeley pokely 

A very very gay man who enjoys butt sex
"XXX- I miss my stokeley pokely"
Stokely Goulborne otherwise known as ski mask the slump god produced argueably his best album yet. Featuring artist like juice wrld and lil yatchy. With great tracks like Nuketown and faucet failure
"Hey vrodie did you hear ski new album Stokely"
"Nah but I heard it spits fire"
Stokely by trebreh_1234 December 26, 2018
a sweet, funny, athletic boy. someone you would let meet your parents. he’s good with kids, smart, and very attractive. he also has very nice legs and abs. he genuinely cares about you and your feelings. he is someone you can rely on even when he is unreliable. he is kind and and confident. he has a nice country accent too.
have you seen stokley? he is so hot and he’s not a douche bag either! 😍😍😍
Stokley by futuremilf.com April 23, 2021
Someone who finds themselves only attracted sexually to the older generation specifically those 60 and above, someone who "stokes the fire" to reignite an older woman's sex drive and relishes the results
I wouldn't leave him alone with your nan mate he's a right Stokley
Stokley by Memo - Azuremyst August 27, 2013

Stokeley150 

so annoying but so precious and fun and looovesss DRAAAAAAKE???
Stokeley150 i miss you
Stokeley150 by stokeleysrose December 31, 2021
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