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Stoichiometry 

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009
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Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.
I did really bad on the stoich test.
Stoich by My name January 22, 2005

Stoichbag 

a bag of stoich
Sean Mcstravick is a stoichbag
Stoichbag by joe January 20, 2004

stoichiometry 

The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......

A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
What the hell is stoichiometry
stoichiometry by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010
The greatest football player of all time.
Full name:
Hristo Stoitchkov
From:
Bulgaria
Stoichkov above all
stoichkov by Zhivko Jijev February 28, 2004

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.
In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"
Stoichkov Syndrome by kramssor April 25, 2009

Stoichiometry 

Chemistry at it's gayest. 'Nuff said.
"Class, Stoiciometry involves insert a lot of pointless crap here."

"And we care.... Why?"
Stoichiometry by Zannie May 13, 2004