Stoekt 

Noun: a good thing, situation, or circumstance. "That's a stoekt!"

Adjective: the state of being appreciative of "a good thing, situation, or circumstance. "I'm stoekt"

Always said with a slight accent like Keanu Reeves in his worst movie moment.

I'm stoekt!

Stoekt by JJG/FFD September 22, 2010

Stockton slap 

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.

Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.

Stockton slap by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

the stockton 

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.

Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!

the stockton by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Stockton Rush 

A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.

Boeing put the Stockton Rush on it's 737-Max roll out and killed hundreds of people as a result.

Stockton Rush by drot June 22, 2023

stocktwat 

Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."

Some guy told me to long VIX. What a stocktwat.

stocktwat by opposablehands September 15, 2018

John Stockton 

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".

Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah

John Stockton by The dungallies October 11, 2009

Stockton Rush 

To ignore safety measures or cut corners on a project even though the risk of a catastrophic or fatal outcome is high.

I wouldn’t buy that house, the builder Stockton Rushed the deck by using a nailgun instead of bolts. That thing will collapse and kill someone you mark my words.

Stockton Rush by PixieDavison June 22, 2023