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Stekt (adj.) - a certain level of rektitude that resembles the actions of Steph in a mad rager. When all of the world is too boring for you, get stekt motherfucker.
"Hey dude I haven't raged so hard my eyeballs melted out of my face in a wild."
"Do you want other STEKT then??"

"Hello my name is Robin."
"Hi robin" (says all)
"I GET STEKT"

*commence disco tech cocaine party"
stekt by Stektcity September 6, 2015
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Regina Spektor 

Musical artist from Russia. Mostly prevelant on the indie scene until her single "Fidelity," which reached video-watching fame on Youtube and was then voted #1 song of 2006 on SIRIUS Radio's Left of Center program.

Spektor experiments with several non-mainstream vocal techniques, most famously the glottal stop from "Fidelity." She's also just pretty experimental in general, known for her poetic lyrics and softer sounds.

Some of her songs are really just weird. Others are really just nice. She says she's written over 700 songs, so you have a long time to look for something that works for you.
Non-musical person: God, Regina Spektor can't sing. Have you heard her? She's so annoying!

Musical person: Actually, I respect her nearly perfect tone, rhythm-sensitive ear, and singing ability.

"This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath" - "On the Radio" by Regina Spektor, one of her other more well-known songs.
Regina Spektor by RainyDayz June 27, 2007
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Steatorrhea 

A medical name for stool / shit / poop / crap / feces that has large portion of fat in it. It can be identified when your stool floats not sink for a while. Your body doesn't have the ability to absorb (malabsorbtion) all that fat in McDonald's sandwich and therefore it releases it out.
At Wendys:

I: Man I ate from McDonald's yesterday and I had a steatorrhea.

II: Oh shit, what is steatorrhea?
I: It's a shit.
II: I know it is all crappy but what is steatorrhea?
I: It's fatty shit that floats.
II: Oh fuck, you piece of shit can't you see we eating.
Steatorrhea by Allawee June 21, 2012
A douche bag filled with lies!
You lie so much you should work at CNN like stelter.
Stelter by Kevin from heaven May 13, 2020

Will Stetson 

"what music do you like"
"Will Stetson, the sing man.
Will Stetson by orpheuspog February 23, 2021
The measurement of how steep an angle or hill is. Now dont start with me either, for Jebus' sake, if depth is a word, then stepth is too. If we all use it, we will make it so.
I cant run up that, check out the stepth of that hill...
stepth by Glen Hendry December 9, 2003

12-steptard 

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!
12-steptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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