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STOCKTONE 

The guy above is an idiot... the "Sunshine State" is Florida.
"Stocktone" is in California, the Golden State.
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STOCKTONE 

The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine
Im from Stocktone, Killa Kali.
STOCKTONE by Yall know who it is=-) October 25, 2004

LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA 

Last of a Dyin Breed for the real strivers in stocktone
LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA

Stockton slap 

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.
Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.
Stockton slap by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

the stockton 

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.
Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!
the stockton by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Stockton Rush 

A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.
Boeing put the Stockton Rush on it's 737-Max roll out and killed hundreds of people as a result.
Stockton Rush by drot June 22, 2023

John Stockton 

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
John Stockton by The dungallies October 11, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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