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A Stijn has a big heart and a huge cock.
OMG he's such a Stijn!
Stijn by Tess128 June 1, 2019
A slang term for marijuana developed by three righteous dudes from Melbourne, Australia after their experiences smoking the drug and their journey through a magical cartoon forest full of wondrous creatures and concluding with a magnificent banquet.
"Dude, we need to get some Shirn and party!"

"Haha, man I'm so shirned right now."
Shirn by slybear April 28, 2012
How Bean aka Princess Tiabeanie from Disenchantment pronounces "science".
Bean: STIENCE IS SO COOL
Alfred: ITS SCIENCE!!!
stience by RightWingAsian April 12, 2021

David Stern 

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.
David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-
As opposed to the word 'standard' meaning average or common, Starndard (vocal emphasis being placed on the 'ar') is often used to indicate that something is terrific, noble or sublime.
Would you like a bit of my starndard sandwich?

Oh thanks. Wow, that is a seriously starndard sandwich!
Starndard by Mert Gowder May 4, 2011