Stirled

To feel tired and silly simultaneously.
Commonly found when someone feels tired but unwilling to sleep.

"It's 3 AM I'm feeling so stirled right now dude."

Stirled by twelvii February 21, 2023

swirled peas 

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."

swirled peas by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

stizled 

To refer to someone as stoned.

That guy has been stizled since the third gradz0rz.

stizled by elliot January 31, 2003

Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

Stirred Marteini by Skuli December 9, 2017

swirled 

the point of being beyond drunk and or high, usually occurs right before passing out. symptoms include loss of motor funtion, memory,speech and may include loss of bladder control

I was swirled last night and I forgot where i was then peed myself.

swirled by Kerry Love Ph.D. July 15, 2005

Stirred 

To be aroused or turned on. To be horny.

"Babe, you got me stirred, especially when you talk like that!"

Stirred by Afellowbiscuit45 October 30, 2017

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee 

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021