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Stirred Marteini

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A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.
I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.
Stirred Marteini by Skuli December 9, 2017

stirred the turd 

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to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse
man you really stirred the turd
stirred the turd by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

Stirred Nesquik

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When a white person tans to the point where they look black. Just like how Nesquik is stirred into milk to make it darker
So Ariana Grande thought that she could come out here looking like some stirred nesquik and thought we weren't gonna notice?

stirred not jacked off 

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To stir the cocktail, not vigourously shake in a cocktail shaker.
Bartender, make my Manhatten stirred not jacked off!

Stirred it With My Big Toe 

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An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee 

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After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.
She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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