Verb. Very simular to "masterbate" but stimubating is more contemplative. It's a slow, involved process. Becoming one with yourself as you massage your own genetalia. Heated or perfumed oils may be involved.
I would love to go to the movies with you ladies but I really need to stimubate tonight. Rain check?
When one goes into a bathroom after someone else has taken a particularly large and stanky shit and jerks off to the smell. Stankobate..
Jim- Hey dude where's Jenny?
Bob- She's in the can crappin out that giant burritto we just ate.
Jim- Sweet Dude!! I can't wait to go in there when she's done and Stankobate like crazy!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.