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Verb. Very simular to "masterbate" but stimubating is more contemplative. It's a slow, involved process. Becoming one with yourself as you massage your own genetalia. Heated or perfumed oils may be involved.
I would love to go to the movies with you ladies but I really need to stimubate tonight. Rain check?
by Lester Hayes December 09, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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