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Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014
Stevana;
Pronounced (Stev-a-nuh)

An incredibly bright, happy-go-lucky lady, who is both sexy, yet classy.
She has the subconcious ability to make anyone who comes across her path fall in love with her.
She has a natural beauty, and is caring, and empathetic towards others.

She cares truly, and deeply for her close family and friends, and always does her best at things she wants to do, and must do in her life.
Friend 1: Oh, wow, I was talking to Stevana last night, shes just, so positive, I cant help but smile when we talk
Friend 2: I know, man, I wish there were more girls like her in the world
Stevana by mortiq April 10, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.
"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"
A strange being that usually lives in California, carries a glock, and fights autism daily.
"I thought I saw Steveman yesterday"
"No, that was my drunk neighbor"
Steveman by ShadowBuizel November 7, 2017

Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.
We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.
Steveland Cleamer by nosnar May 10, 2006