n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.
Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.
by ukilledthecat April 08, 2007
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When one takes a dump on ones own chest.
Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.
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This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.
My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.
by Pete Shapiro September 29, 2007
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When a person takes a shit on their lesbian mother's tit's and then proceeds to tity fuck her. Popularized by Steven P. Nichols.
Oz-"Last night Steve gave his mom a Steveland Cleamer"

Fritz-"how did she like it"

Oz-"She didn't"
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The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.
"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"
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