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Stedmen, the funny jokester who tends to find himself in a lot of unanimous friendships, he very caring, and when it comes down to the people he loves, there's no limit to what he'll do. Charisma is his super power and he is clever in everything he sets his mind to. He might seem goofy at the beginning, as time flies by he gets more mature. With his unique personality learning him will take time. Cherish your friendship with stedmen
He's a superhuman, some call him Stedmen
Stedmen by Imanman November 19, 2023
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When an alchemist of impeccable skill draws a transmutation circle around his penis; Upon climax, he transmutes his semen into steam, as to intentionally burn his lover.
Ex: "Bro I fired a nice steamen load in her face. Had her walking around looking like the Governor."

Ex 2: "I gave her a nice steamen pie. It was real hot."
Steamen by Baby Sweet Relish November 1, 2014
A rather large, steaming hot, load of semen immediately expelled from the penis after orgasm.
Big John let loose his stemen all over his partner, Sally's face.

Paul peeled off his condom after fucking Sara up the ass only to fill her mouth with stemen.
stemen by Tom_RBK March 28, 2008
1. The combination of letting off some steam with angry masturbation which ends with a mess of semen, hence steamen.

2. Literally the combination of anger/steam and sperm.
Joe: Man, I'm really pissed off right now
Mike: Go get some steamen out of your system
Joe: Ok, I'll see ya in 15.
......
Joe: I'm back
Mike: You got some steamen on your face.
steamen by wondersack May 26, 2011
A Stedent, comparable to a student, is typically part of the lower class in high schools due to social status and below average intelligence levels. Stedents are usually found making excuses as to why they can not complete work and or blaming the ones around them for their mistakes and failures.
Alright, students today we will be learning about chemical bonds, *student raises hand* "yes you in the front", "Uhm sir, we're not all students, Anthony over there is a stedent!"
Stedent by ThyDankest November 15, 2018
when you repeat something that was said two seconds ago by someone else in earshot.
My god you pulled a stedman.
stedman by badsasd December 9, 2006
Someone with little to zero work ethic, and demands to be the highest paid.
He wants a pay rise? What for? My god he is such a Stedman
Stedman by Snoopypoo June 2, 2015
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