Steamen 

When an alchemist of impeccable skill draws a transmutation circle around his penis; Upon climax, he transmutes his semen into steam, as to intentionally burn his lover.

Ex: "Bro I fired a nice steamen load in her face. Had her walking around looking like the Governor."

Ex 2: "I gave her a nice steamen pie. It was real hot."

Steamen by Baby Sweet Relish November 1, 2014

steamen 

1. The combination of letting off some steam with angry masturbation which ends with a mess of semen, hence steamen.

2. Literally the combination of anger/steam and sperm.

Joe: Man, I'm really pissed off right now
Mike: Go get some steamen out of your system
Joe: Ok, I'll see ya in 15.
......
Joe: I'm back
Mike: You got some steamen on your face.

steamen by wondersack May 26, 2011

Steamen 

When you ejaculate in a hot tub

Jack released his steamen

Steamen by Chasadia April 22, 2019

Steamed Hams

The regionally appropriate term for "hamburgers" in Albany, New York.
Though phrased as "steamed", a steamed ham is typically grilled, and served on a platter often containing more than a quarter dozen of the aforementioned dish and various french fries.
Not to be confused with "steamed clams", a similarly phrased dish which can often be mistaken for steamed hams.

Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.

Steamed Hams by McDaddy's Big Patties February 20, 2018

Kenmore steamer 

Taking a shit in a wash machine

Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

Kenmore steamer by Silver dollar tranny October 5, 2017

sunquam star steamer 

While banging a chick in a hot room the male pees directly in her mouth and watches the steam rise ultimately making her orgasm and see stars.

In order to successfully perform the sunquam star steamer you must turn up the heat and close all the rooms doors. make sure you hydrate the morning before attempting this difficult yet satisfying activity in the bed room.

sunquam star steamer by zrb23 August 12, 2016

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

Malaysian Steamer by Bodhi came back August 3, 2013