Max is the type of person who won’t admit to things but it’s obvious. He can be very funny but if u is a sensitive bitch ur not going to like his jokes. Max is the realest guy u will ever meet and all of his friends are real too. He also has the power of detecting fake people.

person 1: Max Stedman is so gay.
person 2: Max are u gay?
Max: what?! No i’m not 😉
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Fakest bitch: Omg Max can i be ur friend?
Max: *detecting fakeness* NO BITCH
Fakest bitch: hahaha ur funny
Max: i know i am
Fakest bitch: 😭 ur so mean 😖

Max stedman by yeye666 February 12, 2019

daniel odgers stedman

a very amazing dashing mother fucker who has the most fucking skills in lacrosse and a man who could whip any ones ass

daniel odgers stedman for da bois

daniel odgers stedman by fer da bois April 7, 2017

Studman69

A recurring theme on fark. A poster that points out minor flaws in threads about attractive womaen.

Often accompanied by a photo of a man of subpar looks typing in the quote below in a screenshot of the Fark comments section of an article.

Studman69: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard"

Studman69 by curmudge0n April 26, 2011

Chet Steadman

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026