stedman 

when you repeat something that was said two seconds ago by someone else in earshot.

My god you pulled a stedman.

stedman by badsasd December 9, 2006

Stedman 

Someone with little to zero work ethic, and demands to be the highest paid.

He wants a pay rise? What for? My god he is such a Stedman

Stedman by Snoopypoo June 2, 2015

Stedman 

An Obese 14 year old who talks way to fucking much, he’s very homoerotic but he’s always fucking things up, nobody loves a stedman

Wow, you’re acting like a real “Stedman”

Stedman by StardustCourt April 7, 2021

Max stedman 

Max is the type of person who won’t admit to things but it’s obvious. He can be very funny but if u is a sensitive bitch ur not going to like his jokes. Max is the realest guy u will ever meet and all of his friends are real too. He also has the power of detecting fake people.

person 1: Max Stedman is so gay.
person 2: Max are u gay?
Max: what?! No i’m not 😉
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Fakest bitch: Omg Max can i be ur friend?
Max: *detecting fakeness* NO BITCH
Fakest bitch: hahaha ur funny
Max: i know i am
Fakest bitch: 😭 ur so mean 😖

Max stedman by yeye666 February 12, 2019

daniel odgers stedman 

a very amazing dashing mother fucker who has the most fucking skills in lacrosse and a man who could whip any ones ass

daniel odgers stedman for da bois

daniel odgers stedman by fer da bois April 7, 2017

Studman69 

A recurring theme on fark. A poster that points out minor flaws in threads about attractive womaen.

Often accompanied by a photo of a man of subpar looks typing in the quote below in a screenshot of the Fark comments section of an article.

Studman69: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard"

Studman69 by curmudge0n April 26, 2011

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008