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a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"

hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!

steam boat willie by syko_ January 30, 2009

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Steam Boat Willie

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.

Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie

Steam Boat Willie by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017

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steamboat willie

When a girl blows on a guy's penis after taking a drag from a cigarette and then proceeds to stick a finger in the guy's ass and yell choo choo while blowing and sucking on the penis!

Choo choo muthafucka that bitch totally gave me a steamboat willie and then I shit on her face!

steamboat willie by MTC's Pub featuring Johnny August 19, 2006

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steamboat willie

when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

steamboat willie by BonerCoveredInShit September 10, 2009

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steamboat willie

During the act of having anal sex with a woman while she has her period, one reaches under her to find the string of the tampon and gently tugs at it shouting, "Toot toot, Steamboat Willie".

"Dude, my girl is on the rag, so I guess I'll just have to play Steamboat Willie"

steamboat willie by SpartanAOD January 11, 2009

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The Steamboat Willie

The act of vaping while performing oral sex on a penis. Encapsulating the shaft in vapor.

Lexi can't put that vape down. Every dick she sucks gets "the steamboat willie" treatment.

The Steamboat Willie by PJcreates November 2, 2023

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steamboat willie

when a man places his penis in a girl's ear and ejaculates.

"I steamboat willied the lunch lady this morning. She won't be able to hear for days.

steamboat willie by johnny boyy April 20, 2015

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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