steam boat willie 

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"

hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!

steam boat willie by syko_ January 30, 2009

Steam Boat Willie 

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.

Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie

Steam Boat Willie by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017

steamboat willie 

When a girl blows on a guy's penis after taking a drag from a cigarette and then proceeds to stick a finger in the guy's ass and yell choo choo while blowing and sucking on the penis!

Choo choo muthafucka that bitch totally gave me a steamboat willie and then I shit on her face!

steamboat willie by MTC's Pub featuring Johnny August 19, 2006

steamboat willie 

when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

steamboat willie by BonerCoveredInShit September 10, 2009

steamboat willie 

During the act of having anal sex with a woman while she has her period, one reaches under her to find the string of the tampon and gently tugs at it shouting, "Toot toot, Steamboat Willie".

"Dude, my girl is on the rag, so I guess I'll just have to play Steamboat Willie"

steamboat willie by SpartanAOD January 11, 2009

The Steamboat Willie

The act of vaping while performing oral sex on a penis. Encapsulating the shaft in vapor.

Lexi can't put that vape down. Every dick she sucks gets "the steamboat willie" treatment.

The Steamboat Willie by PJcreates November 2, 2023

steamboat willie 

when a man places his penis in a girl's ear and ejaculates.

"I steamboat willied the lunch lady this morning. She won't be able to hear for days.

steamboat willie by johnny boyy April 20, 2015