Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BonerCoveredInShit

Ranchy Salad

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes

Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer

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When a guy tbags his girlfriend then finishes her off with a facial

Husband: Hey honey lets go to Starfucks
Wife: I'll order the chai latte

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when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

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