Statuspro 

A place where dreams come to an end.

I had the worst nightmare; it was like going to statuspro and back.

Statuspro by Deprived99544 November 22, 2011

statsporn 

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

statsporn by John Nelson January 18, 2008

statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.

"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.

statusry by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statuspwnd 

The statuspwn, this takes place when an unsuspecting user leaves his or her facebook page logged on or password locked on an unaccompanied computer or laptop.

Then the unthinkable happens, instead of John Smith is going to bed. The result may be as follows:

John Smith is GAY!!1
John Smith is jerking off.
John Smith has no friends and is lonely.
John Smith looks at Child Porn.

Etc. Etc. These take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don't ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.

John: Yo brb, gotta walk the dog.
Chris: Okay man.

*Chris changes his status*

John: God damnit, I just got statuspwnd!

statuspwnd by fattehboi2 October 17, 2008

Satisprove 

V: The act of proving an argument or point without a doubt that produces pleasant satisfaction as due confirmation; Can be falsely experienced and retracted if blind spots in the argument are pointed out by the opponent.

Ted: “I had the worst thing happen at school today.”
Mom: “Not now, Ted.”
Ted: “I was so satisproven right until James pulverized my false logic in front of Alexa.”

Satisprove by WriterGuy3391 December 7, 2021

Statusurped 

When a comment on your facebook status receives more likes than the status itself - i.e. the status has been usurped.

Goddamnit, Jeff's self-deprecating, incredibly witty and clever comment got 10 more likes than my actual status.

Dude, you've been statusurped.

Statusurped by CiaraMK July 4, 2012

statusphere

Another name for how popular someone is in Hollywood

Jim Carrey is near the top of the statusphere

statusphere by OBren O September 1, 2008