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Seabitch 

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.
A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.
Seabitch by TMTC October 20, 2008
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Seabitch 

A slutty girl that lives along a coastline. A girl that goes to the clubs and likes to go home with tourist passing through.
"Better not be fucking a Seabitch while you're in Florida"
Seabitch by dat m8 June 2, 2017

Seabitch 

Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.
Look at that Seabitch!
Seabitch by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

sea bitch 

derivation: U.S. Navy slang, probably archaic, from the days when combat ships had all-male crews. Refers to a male sailor who provides sexual services (manual, oral, or anal, as the passive participant only) to other male sailors while at sea on a long deployment due to the lack of female companionship. The "sea bitch" providing the services could be seen as either homosexual, or simply horny and driven by circumstances to his role. The recipient of his services would probably be seen as basically straight. See situational homosexualityand it's only queer if you're tied to the pier. Since the advent of females on most combat ships, this traditional role may have largely disappeared. (But see, the submarine service which does not accept females.)
"Dude, we've been on Westpac for four months, and I am so horny I'm going insane. There must be a sea bitch who could help me out."
sea bitch by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

sexbitch 

someone who will do anything/everything to get laid by one specific person, thus making him/her their sexbitch
guy 1: dude i need to fuck her
guy 2: bro you're her sexbitch
sexbitch by tweeker of Atown December 24, 2010

Serbitch 

Johnny: Wow look at all those ugly Cetniks.

Wilburt: Those aren't Cetniks Johnny, their Serbitches.
Serbitch by JohnnyNitro May 16, 2008

Sebitchtian 

Someone who belongs to Naomi and does whatever she wants and says without complaining .But when he doesn't he gets yelled at and smacked around and becomes a bitch he also has to listen to mater Naomi
I saw this couple yesterday and she had a sebitchtian I felt so bad for him
Sebitchtian by bubbly Naomi October 13, 2015
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