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The lacklustre, unhappy, or otherwise incompetent customer service sometimes experienced at Starbucks. This includes baristas losing one's order, being visibly annoyed by requests like 'no foam' or 'extra hot', and audible griping between employees behind the counter.
"That barista just told me, "We can't make your drink right now. The machine is spilling water everywhere", and stared blankly like she had no next course of action. What starbitchery."

"The service here is so slow. Where are their staff? This is starbitchery."

"Let's not go to the Starbucks at 78th and Lex. It's just rampant starbitchery."

Barista: "I can't steam soy without foam."
by adayatthecircus July 08, 2012
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