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Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.
I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner
jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

starliners 

Commited, confident, hardworking, and extremely attractive group of girls who dance for the Academy of Holy Angels Starliner dance team. These girls danced to the song "New York, New York" and won 2nd place at the Minnesota State Dance Tournament in 2010.
You can identify starliners when they talk. They will say words such as "sick", "nasty", "bomb", and "salty" (usually one after another) excessively
starliners by NY4ever April 6, 2010

JV Starliners 

Probably the coolest people you will ever meet. Rock da house. Have a lot of team sleepovers. Like to use the terms "girl and 4eva". Consist of 9 members, and currently 7 dancers. Like to sing "Mary did you know?" and have obsessions with eachother's family members. Especially Paul & Kelly.
Consist of:
Katie
Blau
Sarah

Gracie
Lindsay
Hannah
Maddie
Laura
Lizzy
person 1: girl did you see those jv starliners?
person 2: yeah they rocked da house.
person 1: 4EVA!
JV Starliners by Starliners 4EVA! January 9, 2010

Starner pretzel 

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him
Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house
Starner pretzel by Cfbbcc January 19, 2021
To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.
My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.
starnered by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010