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Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.
I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner
jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

starliners 

Commited, confident, hardworking, and extremely attractive group of girls who dance for the Academy of Holy Angels Starliner dance team. These girls danced to the song "New York, New York" and won 2nd place at the Minnesota State Dance Tournament in 2010.
You can identify starliners when they talk. They will say words such as "sick", "nasty", "bomb", and "salty" (usually one after another) excessively
starliners by NY4ever April 6, 2010

JV Starliners 

Probably the coolest people you will ever meet. Rock da house. Have a lot of team sleepovers. Like to use the terms "girl and 4eva". Consist of 9 members, and currently 7 dancers. Like to sing "Mary did you know?" and have obsessions with eachother's family members. Especially Paul & Kelly.
Consist of:
Katie
Blau
Sarah

Gracie
Lindsay
Hannah
Maddie
Laura
Lizzy
person 1: girl did you see those jv starliners?
person 2: yeah they rocked da house.
person 1: 4EVA!
JV Starliners by Starliners 4EVA! January 9, 2010

Starner pretzel 

The act of in which one wraps a woman into a pretzel and she pisses all over him
Last night I put her in the starner pretzel and then my parents kicked me outta my house
Starner pretzel by Cfbbcc January 19, 2021
To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.
My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.
starnered by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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