Starbitch

n.: Someone who is addicted to, or can't get enough Starbucks Coffee.

"Braeden is such a starbitch, he gets a caramel machiato everyday."

by Zach Sullens September 25, 2007

StarBitch

A girl or boy (stereotypically the white race) who is obsessed with Starbucks, like that "Heres. The Motherfucking. Tea" girl, who pretty much started this trend of StarBitches

Wow, I've been watching alot of tik toks lately, and most tik tok stars are starbitches.

by Tetsuya Shikourui June 11, 2019

wannabe starbitch

someone who wants to be famous/popular and thinks that he/she is good at anything

She says she's good at singing. But I know she's not. She is one of those wannabe starbitches that she thinks she can be better than anyone else

by jkoss2654 October 22, 2025

5 Star Bitch

Exactly like the word says. A bitch so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars. A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-TALENT (ex. creative in the bed, workplace, & family life.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes and desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 and knows proper grammar.)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star bitch minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5$taRbxtCh November 29, 2009

stepmom/stepbitch

A bitch who has no job except doing some housework and making the stepson feel like a total piece of shit.

Stepmom: (random bitching)
Stepson: I hate my stepmom/stepbitch

by motherpanda9987 October 27, 2013

Statbitch

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”

Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”

by PapaLycan February 22, 2020

Seabitch

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.

A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.

by TMTC October 20, 2008