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Star Wars'd

To destroy something good with repeated, incompetent decisions.
He really Star Wars'd himself when he stole money from his wife, smoked crack, and crashed his plane into a mountain.
by Hollywood Destroyer May 4, 2020
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Star Wars Depression

Caused by watching the complete Star Wars saga. After finishing, sufferers are saddened by the fact that they end at six. The only cure is to watch them all again.
I just finished watching the Star Wars saga on DVD, and now there isn't anything as cool so I need to watch them again to cure my Star Wars Depression.
by Paddy Lee August 5, 2010
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Star Wars Day

Traditionally, May 4th, of any given year.
"Happy Star Wars Day"

"What the hell? Its the May the Fourth"

"Yes, and May the Fourth be with you!"
by Dave Robertshaw August 15, 2006
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Star Wars Day

Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.
"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."
by Indue May 4, 2022
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Star wars defense

An Absurd system of satalites, antiballistic missiles, lasers, mirrors, and ground based intercepter missiles...capable of targeting and neutralizing any incoming missiles, through the use of a three stage system, within two to three hours of the missiles having hit their targets...

...well let's see, two to three hours for the targeting system to lock onto a missile at any given point, and about 30 minutes for that missile to hit its target...(and yes I have a source on this, someone who wrote the guidance program for SDI)
*obviously a very effective, and certianly real, non-made-up, program, not an excuse for embesselment(**sarcasm**)
-SDI relied on non-existant technology and computer systems that didn't yet exist


...The National Missile Defense, under GeorgeW., is not SDI, and in fact has no connection to it at all. It is a much more realistic approach to grounding incoming balistic missiles, that relies soley on ground based missiles, similar to the patriot missiles. Despite its complete lack of success in intercepting missiles, it is a much more convincing method of embesselment. And while the only succesful test was fixed, it is a promissing tool, that can at somepoint in the distant future, be used to counter the true threat to National Security in the modern world, the Evil Soviet Union (*no wait*) (*that doesn't exist anymore*)
The Strategic Defense Initiative Was A Realistic National Security Measure, relying on Space based laser power, and the pentium4 processor(quick no one tell Reagan, that it didn't exist in the '80s)
by someoneWhoKnows June 9, 2004
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Star Wars Day

1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.

2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010
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Star Wars Day

Falls on 4th of May every year because of how much 'May the fourth' sounds like 'may the force'.
It is a day in which everyone watches and appreciates each and every Star Wars film.
Happy Star Wars Day!
Ahh, why thank you! May the fourth be with you.
And also with you.
by I P4P4MURF I May 5, 2010
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