Statufied

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.

Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !

by maxaws January 6, 2010

statusfied

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

Stapified

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.

That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.

by jabrelong June 30, 2009

Stratified Shit

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

by JH & BS January 6, 2009

statued

Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.

1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."

by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014

statused

to copy and paste something into your myspace/facebook status

Those song lyrics were good, they're definitely getting statused.

by mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmm January 26, 2009

STATUSfied

An overwhelming feeling of happiness associated with the perfect post on FaceBook.

I am STATUSfied with my current post on FaceBook!

by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014