Stampology

The act or method of examining one's urethra by stretching tissue around the penis or vagina

I went to the doctors and they had to preform a Stampology

by NorriNest November 27, 2024

Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

reverse stalkology

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone

girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'

by Berthaleein December 21, 2008

Stalkology

Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life

Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!

by JJBelle January 9, 2011

Simpology

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Stemcology

Stemcology is the science of evaluating the therapeutic potential of stem cell secretions. Although the field comprises of broad pharmacology principles, it is specifically focused at understanding the pharmacological action/s of stem cell secretome/s at physiological / sub-pathological concentrations with a major aim to achieve specific and selective therapeutic effects.

Novel small molecules are developed by adopting principles of stemcology for treating cardiac diseases.

by MAKEditors March 20, 2017

sarpology

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010