spAmPOLOGY

A cascade of apologetic messages, sent with good intention, that end up looking quite spammy.

When a person adds a comment to another person's blog post and makes a mistake. As their only channel of communication is by writing comments, they then try and write another message to correct that mistake.

But, then, make a further mistake in the second comment. So, they write another one to apologise and so on.

The plethora of comments end up looking a bit spammy.

Also applies to social network 'walls'.

-Blog Comments-

--by: Jim--
time : 3 minutes ago:

Thanks for the article i am not a fan of your work.

--by: Jim--
time : 2 minutes ago:

Oops... meant to say i AM a fan of your work.

I'm not Sorry for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 1 minutes ago:

oh dear .. meant to say I AM sally for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 2 seconds ago

fair enough. delete me now. what a total load of spAmPOLOGIES

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by Anon345 November 9, 2009

Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Spankology

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology

Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

by Spanky the spanker May 20, 2012

Simpology

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

sarpology

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010

Samsology

The study of young men who find the courage to follow their passion .

My uncle told me to include samsology if truly i want to make a difference.

Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time

by Òdún June 5, 2020

simpology

the hottest wattpad writer to ever exist

Oh, you've never read any of simpology's books?

by Jas:) July 31, 2021