spAmPOLOGY 

A cascade of apologetic messages, sent with good intention, that end up looking quite spammy.

When a person adds a comment to another person's blog post and makes a mistake. As their only channel of communication is by writing comments, they then try and write another message to correct that mistake.

But, then, make a further mistake in the second comment. So, they write another one to apologise and so on.

The plethora of comments end up looking a bit spammy.

Also applies to social network 'walls'.

-Blog Comments-

--by: Jim--
time : 3 minutes ago:

Thanks for the article i am not a fan of your work.

--by: Jim--
time : 2 minutes ago:

Oops... meant to say i AM a fan of your work.

I'm not Sorry for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 1 minutes ago:

oh dear .. meant to say I AM sally for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 2 seconds ago

fair enough. delete me now. what a total load of spAmPOLOGIES

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spAmPOLOGY by Anon345 November 9, 2009

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Spankology 

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology

Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

Spankology by Spanky the spanker May 20, 2012

Simpology 

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

Simpology by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010

Samsology 

The study of young men who find the courage to follow their passion .

My uncle told me to include samsology if truly i want to make a difference.

Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time

Samsology by Òdún June 5, 2020

simpology 

the hottest wattpad writer to ever exist

Oh, you've never read any of simpology's books?

simpology by Jas:) July 31, 2021

leafers 

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005