10 definitions by The Simp Professor
A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
A war in which meets one of the following criteria:
1. Is between two simps
2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war
3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially
1. Is between two simps
2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war
3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto
by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020