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A dog that is mean, scary,and and will hurt you with his claws.if he was a person he/she would be athletic,rip you to pieces, and be challenging.
my dog is such a Stamcos
no way dude! my girlfriend is like a Stamcos!
The Spanish word for "stamp"
I need to go out and buy some stampos
stampos by beholdtheyellow April 18, 2009

John Stamos 

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
John Stamos by Madison P April 29, 2015
An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.

Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
"Stealth field, sucks to be you!"
"STAMOS!!!"

"That city will never close."
"Sta-fucking-mos."
Stamos by Baity November 5, 2004

Stamos Status 

Hey brah, have you seen that bad ass Ryan guy... He's got mad Stamos Status!
Stamos Status by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011

Stacosaurus 

Julia's socks have stacosauruses on them.
Hey look! A stacosaurus!
Stacosaurus by Stacy Brindstock August 17, 2018