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Donte Stallworth
Living proof that money can buy justice. Donte Stallworth drove his vehicle while drunk and high and killed an innocent pedestrian. He was sent to prison for 30 days. If he wasnt an NFL star he would be in prison for 15 years.
Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.
Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.
Donte Stallworth is the same as every other scum who has been dumb enough to drive drunk, the only difference is there in prison serving their debt to society and he's out because he's a football player.
Donte Stallworth by cheese is good yum August 12, 2009
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Tyrone Stallworth
Tyrone Stallworth by dawnmusic February 15, 2024
Stallworthing
To drive out into the middle of the street while expecting to annihilate a random pedestrian for points
Scoring:
Rich Whiteman = 25 points
Homeless Blackman = 100 points
Hard working mexician = Jackpot
Scoring:
Rich Whiteman = 25 points
Homeless Blackman = 100 points
Hard working mexician = Jackpot
"and i finished all over her chest, in other news donte Stallworth Fataly hit a man with his car. He now has the high score of stallworthing"
Stallworthing by MiniFi2012 March 28, 2009
Stalkworthy
Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004
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