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Donte Stallworth 

Living proof that money can buy justice. Donte Stallworth drove his vehicle while drunk and high and killed an innocent pedestrian. He was sent to prison for 30 days. If he wasnt an NFL star he would be in prison for 15 years.

Someone explain how its possible that he was being tried for drunk driving and manslaughter and facing 15 years but pleads guilty to a sentence of 30 days 26 of which were actaully spent in prison.
Donte Stallworth is the same as every other scum who has been dumb enough to drive drunk, the only difference is there in prison serving their debt to society and he's out because he's a football player.

Tyrone Stallworth 

A serial killer and a terrorist in Selma , Alabama who nickname was Buck Jones.
Tyrone Stallworth made funeral homes in Selma a lot of money.
Tyrone Stallworth by dawnmusic February 15, 2024

Stallworthing 

To drive out into the middle of the street while expecting to annihilate a random pedestrian for points

Scoring:
Rich Whiteman = 25 points
Homeless Blackman = 100 points
Hard working mexician = Jackpot
"and i finished all over her chest, in other news donte Stallworth Fataly hit a man with his car. He now has the high score of stallworthing"
Stallworthing by MiniFi2012 March 28, 2009

Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.
Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

stallwart 

A person (in or out of a motor vehicle) who is blocking a passageway. Usually used in reference to a slow moving car or a slow moving person blocking a walkpath.
It took us twenty minutes longer to get to our destination because there were many stallwarts on the road.
stallwart by Queenpin April 5, 2009