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Stallophobia 

The fear of someone kicking the door in on you while you’re taking a shit and beating your ass while you are defenseless
Stallophobia is a real fear
Stallophobia by Kamikazexv December 6, 2019
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Stallophobic 

One who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.
Brittany and Fred are at a bar.

Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!
Stallophobic by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010

Starrophobia 

The fear of Starr because of the unnatural power of a Starr
I suffer from the mental disorder know as, Starrophobia.
Starrophobia by DisturbedMF232 April 26, 2011

shellophobia 

Sarah would always turn off her cell phone, ipod, and the radio when she was at gas stations for fear of blowing up and she would not let anyone open car doors while the gas was being pumped due to her shellophobia.
shellophobia by aprilmayjuneoctober November 24, 2006

Tallophobia 

The hate of being tall. Tallophobia is a serious disease, and can affect even the tallest person. Most commonly found in women.
Tallophobia can prevent the person from wearing high heels, pretty dresses, and from landing the perfect date.
Whoa bro, did you see how tall that girl was?
Yeah bro, she fully looked like she had a huge case of Tallophobia

stalkaphobia 

I have stalkaphobia when I'm alone at night
stalkaphobia by NatureGirl99 April 17, 2018

Scallopphobia 

The fear that somehow. Some way. Someone’s gonna Twat a scallop at you like you’re trying to feed a pikey from 10 paces
Fuming my new coat got scallop on it. This is why I have scallopphobia
Scallopphobia by You nah meeean December 17, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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