Stallophobia

The fear of someone kicking the door in on you while you’re taking a shit and beating your ass while you are defenseless

Stallophobia is a real fear

by Kamikazexv December 6, 2019

Stallophobic

One who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.

Brittany and Fred are at a bar.

Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!

by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010

Starrophobia

The fear of Starr because of the unnatural power of a Starr

I suffer from the mental disorder know as, Starrophobia.

by DisturbedMF232 April 26, 2011

shellophobia

fear of blowing up at gas stations

Sarah would always turn off her cell phone, ipod, and the radio when she was at gas stations for fear of blowing up and she would not let anyone open car doors while the gas was being pumped due to her shellophobia.

by aprilmayjuneoctober November 24, 2006

Tallophobia

The hate of being tall. Tallophobia is a serious disease, and can affect even the tallest person. Most commonly found in women.
Tallophobia can prevent the person from wearing high heels, pretty dresses, and from landing the perfect date.

Whoa bro, did you see how tall that girl was?
Yeah bro, she fully looked like she had a huge case of Tallophobia

by extremelytallpersonwho'ssad July 15, 2011

stalkaphobia

When you have a fear of stalkers

I have stalkaphobia when I'm alone at night

by NatureGirl99 April 17, 2018

Scallopphobia

The fear that somehow. Some way. Someone’s gonna Twat a scallop at you like you’re trying to feed a pikey from 10 paces

Fuming my new coat got scallop on it. This is why I have scallopphobia

by You nah meeean December 17, 2021