Stallophobia
The fear of someone kicking the door in on you while you’re taking a shit and beating your ass while you are defenseless
Stallophobia by Kamikazexv December 6, 2019
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Stallophobic
Brittany and Fred are at a bar.
Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!
Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!
Stallophobic by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010
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