Stallophobic

One who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.

Brittany and Fred are at a bar.

Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!

by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010

Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.

"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."

by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

Stallophobia

The fear of someone kicking the door in on you while you’re taking a shit and beating your ass while you are defenseless

Stallophobia is a real fear

by Kamikazexv December 6, 2019