Stalkeerer

noun A person who is being stalked (a stalkee) who, for their own safety and sanity, must stalk their stalker's actions to be aware of what stalking may transpire.

PERSON A: I read on her friend's facebook wall that she is obsessed with me! Does that make me the stalker now for reading that?
PERSON B: No dude, you're a stalkeerer!

by ellliotrosenburger July 20, 2010

stalkerfriend

A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.

Jay: It's like what you said about ....

Jane: When did I say that?

Jay: It was on your twitter.

Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.

by subsistence May 29, 2009

stalkered

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.

I was leading the race until I got stalkered.

by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.

Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!

by GT allstar May 6, 2008

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

Stalkeresque

adj; sort of like a stalker; in a manner that is somewhat stalkerish.

i followed you down the street, and felt somewhat stalkeresque.

by Samrex January 17, 2009

stalkerette

obsessively jealous stalking chick who won't stay in the garbage after you've squeezed all the juice you want out of her

Unfortuantely I got bored with her but having laid the pipe too well, now was saddled with a stalkerette

by joshster August 12, 2007