Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell

Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!

Stairway to Heavan by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023

stairway to heaven 

the song i turn to when im sad or feel like listen to Zeppelin

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.

stairway to heaven by meredith <X3 April 22, 2005

Stairway To Heaven 

A unit of time that is equivalent to 8 minutes.

Father: What took so long? I'm starving
Son: Sorry, we were stuck at the McDonalds drive-thru for a full Stairway To Heaven.

Stairway To Heaven by cfh10 December 31, 2012

stairway to heaven 

released in 1971 on Led Zeppelin IV, it is the greatest song ever made.

the song not only sounds incredible, but it's fun to play.

stairway to heaven by TC May 7, 2004

stairway to heaven 

1. The complete opposite to Highway to Hell.

"I fell down the stairway to heaven and decided to take the highway to hell instead..."

stairway to heaven by TheDeadRabbit April 5, 2005

Stairway to Heaven 

A phrase used to calculate the amount of time it takes you to do something. Usually something around 8:02 or longer.

With all this traffic, my drive that should have been as long as the Highway to Hell took as long as the Stairway to Heaven.

Stairway to Heaven by MattyPooh December 18, 2012

stairway to heaven 

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

stairway to heaven by Ryan February 2, 2004