Stahler 

The Sexiest family name from Germany meaning, steel makers, or blacksmiths.... Also anyone with this last name is well known to be quite a catch.

You are going out with a Stahler?!

You lucky Shithead.

Stahler by Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2008

stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Elliot Stabler 

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.

Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.

Elliot Stabler by Mister Portman July 21, 2008

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009