Stahler
The Sexiest family name from Germany meaning, steel makers, or blacksmiths.... Also anyone with this last name is well known to be quite a catch.
Stahler by Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2008
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Stahler • stapler • stabler • staller • Statler and Waldorf • stablered • Stablery • Stadler Kiss • stahled • Staller ID
Cock stapler
When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
Stupid stapler
Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
I believe you have my stapler
Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004
Elliot Stabler
A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.
Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.
Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.
Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.
Elliot Stabler by Mister Portman July 21, 2008
Statler and Waldorf
The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.
"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "
Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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