stahled 

verb.

def1. The act of cock blocking, or stopping a player from getting laid.
def2 The act of stopping of butting into a players conversation with a woman in such a was as to sink the conversation preventing the player from getting laid.
def3 The act of player hating in general.
def4 Intentionaly disrupting a players moves, for what ever reason whatsover.

example 1 Vanessa, was busting a sweat move in her attempt to pick up on Jason, when David stepped in and stahled her.
example 2. My attempt to hook up with Janet was stahled by David.

stahled by JakerRivers November 7, 2009

Stapled 

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

Stapled by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010

Statledorf

The word used for a cousin of your cousin that is not related to you through marriage.

We went to a family wedding and we met our cousin's cousin, Mary, who was related to my cousin through marriage, but not to me therefore, she is my statledorf.

Statledorf by Joe Cut June 4, 2017

Stahler 

The Sexiest family name from Germany meaning, steel makers, or blacksmiths.... Also anyone with this last name is well known to be quite a catch.

You are going out with a Stahler?!

You lucky Shithead.

Stahler by Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 24, 2008

stapled 

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

stapled by Eugence March 19, 2006

Stapledorf 

To slap someone across the face with a stapler

Little Jimmy have spent 500 dollars on fortnite vbucks to his father proceded to Stapledorf him

Stapledorf by Stapledorf June 5, 2020

stalled 

A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.

I'm sorry I was late. I had to go to the bathroom and got stalled.

stalled by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019