Stablery

A thingy you can stab other thingies with

Oh man don’t throw that it’s stablery

by Brook9183948327 February 18, 2022

Elliot Stabler

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.

Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.

by Mister Portman July 21, 2008

stablered

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.

"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"

by matotes November 6, 2009

Stabler

An act of practicing Ninjutsu, and destroying all in your path along the way. A strong person who uses this word as a rank, or symbol of power. A quest for power, unknown to many. A Stabler would specialize in Weapons, such as Black Eggs or Hook Swords. Known in Germany for cruel acts of torment and torture to receive information. This attacker normally is Female, but can assume the male role to reach what she wants. It may also be a Male, but it is more uncommon, seeing as the flexibility of a Stabler.

"Whoa. dude, was that a Stabler?"
"I dunno, i can at me too fast. I couldn't see a thing!"
"That was a ninja dude!"
"Yeah, it might have been a Stabler! I'm lucky i still have all my fingers!"

by ThaWizardOfOz December 27, 2009

Stabbery

The crucial art of stabbing.

"I've been going to stabbery class since last week!" Bartholomew exclaimed.

by CertifiedIdiot March 8, 2022

Kathy Stabler

Extremely annoying wife of Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU. During season 7 and 8 the couple were going through a divorce which had every e/o shipper in the world holding their breath. But then after a one night stand with her ex-husband, Kathy ended up pregnant AGAIN and took Elliot back. She's obviously stupid and doesn't realise that her husband is clearly in love with his partner, Olivia Benson, who once saved Kathy's and her son's lives. It's about time Kathy takes a step back and let nature run e/o's course...

"I wanted to smash Kathy Stabler when Elliot turned down drinks with Liv because he had diaper duty at home."
"Me too. Kathy should do all the diaper changing and let her husband go get drunk and, if he's the luckiest guy ever, have sex with his much more attractive partner."

by FATCHINA October 17, 2008

stabler

a being who enjoys rimming much older beings

james rimmed mr farr, he's such a stabler!

by thatwouldbetelling January 11, 2008