by Lucky Is Sucky April 04, 2011
The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).
After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)
by The origional Pat May 04, 2006
by Michael Albert November 10, 2004
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A protrusion that can be used in a number of ways. It is stiff, unchanging, and can endure excessive amounts of pressure. It can vary in length and girth, and it usually is very straight and points in an upwardly direction.
by Calihoya December 02, 2004
you be mean, I stalagmite you
by mr. 2cool November 04, 2011