Stalagmight
Stalagmight by ForkFork June 29, 2011
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Stalagtight
During a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. Only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. The fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.
The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
The opposite of a Stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
Stalagtight by Fox In The Walls August 30, 2007
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Stalagtight
A female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. Their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for sexual intercourse. This phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.
- Y'alirght ben? I heard you and Jenny were getting things started last night! Tell me about it.
-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
-Not so good man, she's a bit stalagtight.
Stalagtight by aobtree May 19, 2010
Stalagmitate
A stalagmitate is everywhere, but nowhere. A stalagmitate is everything but nothing.
It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.
It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.
It also means when a stalagmite and stalactite meet eachother.
It can be used as a complement or an insult. Is a pronoun, a noun, an ajective, a verb, subject, a preticate, punctuation, article, and more.
Guy 1: "You're dumb."
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."
Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"
Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"
Guy 2: "At least I dont look like a stalagmitate."
Guy 3: "Did you guys see that stalagmitate?"
Guy 4: "You look like a stalagmitate formed on your face!"
Stalagmitate by The Incredible Mr. E May 26, 2018
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)