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Tiredness Hangover 

Where you feel shit the next day as a result of tiring yourself out the previous day. The equivalent of a normal hangover but without the alcohol.
Kevin had one bitch of a tiredness hangover today after fucking that new girl of his for 10 hours straight yesterday. He's gonna need a lot of caffeine and sugar to pick him up.
Tiredness Hangover by Aconymous December 24, 2009

Tiredness Quotient 

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
Tiredness Quotient by goundyzz August 1, 2011

post nut tiredness 

when you have a wank and take a nap
"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.
The turdness of it all.
turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

Tireless Tribe

Magic: the Gathering slang Coined during Odyssey-block limited, referring collectively to bad limited Magic players.

Less-skilled Magic players frequently reveal their skill level to good players by playing bad one-mana creatures on turn one, and Tireless Tribe is a bad one-mana creature from Odyssey block.
My opponent hoisted his Tireless Tribe banner with a turn-one Goblin Mountaineer.
Tireless Tribe by milesmason777 August 11, 2009
1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness
Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.
tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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